Duo: Heero says you wanna see me. Am I in trouble?

Melody: Not really, but you shouldn't bug Heero so much.

Duo: (big innocent eyes) Why not? It's fun.

Melody: I don't think Heero thinks it's fun.

Duo: (confidently) He's a big boy. He can handle it. *pause, a look of concern* Just don't give him back his beam saber, okay?

Melody: You don't need to worry about that.

Duo: (big sigh of relief) Great! So, whad'ya want?

Melody: You need to introduce your galleries.

Duo: Alright! (faces our guests, laces his fingers behind his head, elbows out) Hi, everybody! This is Duo here. Boy, are you in for a treat! There's lotsa gall'ries here with lotsa pictures of ME. Just ME, with nobody else--well, 'cept my gundam--does that count? (looks thoughtful) Well...a gundam isn't really a PERSON, so I guess the pics are just of me. Isn't it cool how Melody got pictures of us from an alternate time line? But she won't tell us how she did that. When we asked her, she just said miss-steriously, "Technol'gy is wonderful." (shakes his head) Alls I know is that the pics of me are real cool. Oh--and make sure you go to the Mecha Gall'ry and check out my Deathscythe. It's the COOLEST one of all the mobile suits--nobody can argue with THAT. I'm a heck of a pilot too. (to Melody) Is "heck" okay? (she nods) I'm also the funnest one of the guys. Honestly, sometimes they're SO GLOOMY.

Milliardo and Treize walk in.

Duo: (confidingly) And I gotta tell ya that I'm the only one of the pilots that gots all his marbles in one bag, if ya see what I'm sayin'. I mean, look at Heero--he's about as far from normal as they come. No one can argue with THAT. And Quatre with Zero and--

Milliardo: Excuse me, but don't you think calling yourself The God of Death is more than a little on the weird side?

Duo: (annoyed) What do ya mean by THAT?

Treize: Shinigami, The God of Death, your favorite color is BLACK, your gundam is called DEATHscythe, AND the name of your customized gundam--I think you have an unhealthy preoccupation with hell and death. It's all very worrisome, Duo. I think you should see a doctor.

Milliardo: (nods solemnly) I agree.

Duo: Hey--YOU TWO should talk! You guys turn out to be Bad Guys. *to Milliardo*YOU run around with a mask on half the time and call yourself by TWO names. Is THAT weird or WHAT? And what was that you tried to do to the Earth? Make it have a per--perp--how do you say that?

Treize: Per-pet-u-al.

Duo: (to Milliardo) Per, per-- (points at Treize)what HE said--wantin' it to be winter all the time. Is THAT NORMAL? (smugly, folds his arms) I rest my case. (to Melody) I heard someone say that on TV--real cool, huh?

Treize: (to Milliardo) There is really no point in continuing this...

Milliardo: I know what you mean. Let's leave.

Melody: Don't go too far, boys. You'll need to do your own intros soon.

Treize and Milliardo leave.

Duo: (does victory dance) Yay! I won! See how they couldn't think of anythin' to say to THAT? I stumped 'em! Am I good or what?!

Melody: Whatever. Are you finished with what you wanted to say?

Duo: Lemme think... Yeah, I guess. I just want ev'rybody to have fun lookin' at the pictures of ME. There's LOTS of 'em. I get to do lotsa cool stuff, too--lots cooler than Hunny-Bunny does!

Heero: (from the next room) I heard that!

Duo: (grins, shouts to Heero) Yeah--an' what're ya gonna do 'bout it? (to our guests, big grin) Just one big happy fam'ly, aren't we?

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