The trouble with cable-series addictions
is that the fixes are too
few and far between.
Fans of Sex and the City have been waiting
since September for
Sunday's premiere. The Sopranos last sang
in December, and now it
looks as if the show won't return until
March — or later.
Monk
(out of four)
USA, Friday, 10 p.m. ET/PT
In some ways, the waiting has been even
harder for those of us who
fell in love with Monk. It's not every
year a TV detective comes
along who can take his place in the pantheon
alongside Peter Falk's
Columbo or David Suchet's Hercule Poirot.
So you can't blame us if
last summer's 13-week run left us wanting
more.
Tonight, Adrian Monk is back, and in Tony
Shalhoub's masterful hands
he's as humorous and humane as ever. Monk
is an icon for the damaged:
a man who has been battered by fate and
beset by phobias but who
refuses to let crimes go unsolved. Or
pictures go unstraightened.
The "who" in Friday's "whodunit" is readily
apparent to us and to
Monk: A married teacher (guest star Andrew
McCarthy) murders his
mistress, who had threatened to expose
their affair. The question is:
How did the teacher do it when he was
in class at the moment his
girlfriend fell from the school's clock
tower?
It would have to be a tower, just to torture
a detective who is
afraid of heights. "It's not my worst
nightmare," Monk says. "It's
fourth or fifth. I didn't bring the list
with me." Little does he
know a worse nightmare lies ahead: undercover
work as a substitute
teacher.
When his obsessions or compulsions get
the better of him, Monk can
turn to Sharona, played by the indispensable
Bitty Schram. No matter
the scene, Schram conveys just the right
combination of exasperation
and compassion, torturing Monk when it
suits her but springing to his
defense if anyone else dares slight him.
Still, if you're watching Monk, you're
watching for Shalhoub. A
lesser actor might have made Monk a ridiculous
figure. Shalhoub gives
us a fully rounded character, as astute
as he is strange, as
sympathetic as he is annoying. From the
outside, Monk's phobias can
be funny (never more so than when he's
covered in chalk dust). But
Shalhoub makes sure we remember how heartbreaking
they are to Monk.
In truth, Shalhoub and Schram are so entertaining
together, the
writers sometimes seem to haphazardly
fill the plot in around them.
It'd be nice to see a few trickier mysteries
populated by a few more
suspects.
But hey, we can wait. If there's one thing
you learn from cable
series, it's patience