2.  I can wake up in the morning and know that somewhere out there - is Jim!

3.  Jim makes you feel like a woman!

4.  Jim is all I want I see on TV, on radio, in the movies, in my sink when I wash my face...

5.  Jim made me lose weight, quit smoking, stop drinking, give up drugs, see a therapist!

6.  If every man were as great as Jim, this world would be a better place!

7.  I use Jim products every day - the toilet paper is wonderful!

8.  If Jim were a cult leader, I'd follow him - oops - nevermind!

9.  I named my cat Jim, my dog Jim, my first born Jim.

10.  Jim lives in each and every one of us through his music.

11.  Jim is better than that other guy - whathisface...