The tale of Sir Scaralot...

Ahadi: One day, Boy, This'll all be yours!
Scar: The cave?
Ahadi: No, Not the CAVE! *cuffs scar* Everywhere the light touches... except for beyond our borders... But that's where You're going to come in!
Scar: What, through the cave?
Ahadi: No, you twit! I've arranged for you to marry That outsider King's Girl... oh, what's her name... Xena? Zira?
Scar: What?
Ahadi: I've arranged that you marry The Outsider's Girl, Zira.
Scar: But Father! I don't want to get married!
Ahadi: What? Now look Scab--
Scar: Scar!
Ahadi: WHatever. This is for the pride to go on! We need new genes in the family! The interfamily bond is getting so close, Disney is thinking of going to another pride for the movie rights to the sequel!
Scar: But father, I don't want to get married.
Ahadi: Oh, and what are you going to do?
Scar: I want to.... Sing! *Cue music...*
Ahadi!: No!! Stop that! No son of mine is going to be in a musical! *cuffs scar again.* WHat's wrong with you boy? I hear THis Zira girl is one-of-a-kind... pretty face... SHe's got these BIG....
Scar: Tracts of land?
Ahadi: No... This is a kid's show. I can't say it. YOu get the picture, don't you?
Scar: But father--
Ahadi: No BUTs! (she's got those assets feminine, too.) ANyway, Now stay here... Until I get back. GUARD!
Rafiki: Yes sir? *hic*
Ahadi: Keep the prince here, until I come back and get him. Understand?
Rafiki: Yess, I understan'! Dee Boy Stays heah, until jyou cum back and ged him.... *hic*
Ahadi: No, he-- uh... why yes, that's right. Huh... *walks away puzzled*

Narrator: Well... I guess now we know the ending to this story, eh? Poor, poor Scar. *Sigh....*

The End

Well... The idea sounded funny.... and of course, you'd have to have saw the Monty Python movie in order to fully enjoy the silly skit. If you haven't seen it, I recommend going out to your local video store, and seeing if they have it... Truly a funny show!

-Rindimo