Lions, and gentlemen... Cubs, and girls of all ages... I present to you... a cheetah that needs no introduction-- you can hear him laughing a mile away-- but we're going to introduce him anyway, because we want to milk this show for as much as we can: RINDIMO!!!

*Spotlight focuses onto a red Pontiac Lemans. You can hear the motor starting, and then suddenly blow up-- smoke pouring out from under the hood...*

Rindimo: You stupid Car! How many more times must I tell you??!!

*Cue music*

Be Repaired
By: Rindimo Cheetah

I know that your torque and belt tension
Is as wacked as stinkin' Windows Ninety Five.
But knicked as you are... PAY ATTENTION!
I'm disturbed... but you still are my ride.

It's clear by your fragrant emissions
the pipes aren't all on downstairs.
And I'm hearing PINGS and COLLISIONS!
ANd Transmission fluid is squirting everywheres!

So be repaired-- for once in your lifetime!
Be repaired-- Fulfill my wildest dream!
A Shining new car now
Seems not very far now

And where do you feature?
Better talk to a preacher!

Bills I've been bombarded.
Why haven't you been discarded?
When will I ever stop singing the blues?
You better do justice this time, I swear--
BE REPAIRED!

*Mechanic #1*

Be Repaired... Yeah, It'll be repaired... or what?

*Rindimo*

Or the death of your well being!

*Mechanic #1*

Why, I didn't even know I was sick!

*Rindimo*

No fool, I'm gonna kill you if you don't fix my car!

*Mechanic #2*

Well who's Idea was that?

*Mechanic #1, 2, and 3*

Ping ping! Ping ping! la la la la laaaa la!

*Rindimo*

Idiots! There'd better not be a ping!

*Mechanic #1*

What you say again?

*Rindimo*

Fix that thing, or you'll never see daylight again!!

*Mechanics*

I guess we'd better get these wires connected,
And the ping can no longer be ignored...

*Rindimo*

Or course, Don't ya know, You're expected
To use them bolts laying on the floor!!!
There are many sockets of many sizes
And though I'm no professional, you see...
The point that I must emphasise is--
FIX THAT STINKIN' CAR FOR MEEE!!!

So repair-- Or you'll meet your destiny!
Be repaired! You foul over head cam!
(OOooh! La La La!)
Maliciously clanking
(We need tools)
Ungraciously cranking
(lots of tools)
Decadence of the Idle
(Before it's too late)
Is making me turn vile
(get the duct tape!)
Your work is refuted!
My money's been looted!
Geez, all this blunder be damned!

Yes my teeth and munitions are bared
Be repaired!

Yes my car's as dead as can be dared--
BE REPAIRED!!!

*End of song*

Hee hee! Believe it or not... I just got my car from the mechanic... AND EVERY THING WORKS! =) I just had to write this thing... the idea was so silly!

It seemed alot funnier than "Be Impared" ;p'
-Rindimo Cheetah